Sunday, February 25, 2018

California’s “Butt Lady” Picks Up 1 Million Discarded Cigarette Butts in Just Over 3 Years

From: Becky A.
Sent: February 25, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: California’s “Butt Lady” Picks Up 1 Million Discarded Cigarette Butts in Just Over 3 Years

AUBURN (CBS13) – They throw them down and she picks them up, by the tens of thousands. One woman roams the streets of Auburn trying to rid that city of discarded cigarettes.

Take a drive with Sally Dawley and you might get a few extra glances as you get out of her truck.

Dawley won’t hesitate to tell you she is proudly known as “The butt lady of Auburn,” she says.

And has been since October of 2014 when she went for a walk one day and got smoking-hot mad.

“I got tired of going on walks and seeing cigarette butts everywhere,” she said.

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Father forced baby son to smoke cigarette and his wife to take a picture

From: Dan F.
Sent: February 24, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Father forced baby son to smoke cigarette and his wife to take a picture

A father is facing a possible jail term after he posted a picture of his nine-month-old son apparently smoking a cigarette. The 36 year old is said to have put the cigarette in his son’s mouth then got his wife Ummu Slamah, 18, to take a picture.

Her husband Muzammil, 36, found it funny and posted a picture on social media which is where it was spotted by police on Madura Island, to the west of Indonesia. Bangkalan Police spokesman Bidarudin said: ‘We have secured the father for putting the cigarette in the infant’s mouth, even if the baby is his own child. ‘The child had the lit cigarette in his mouth. The culprit sat the child up, and he also held the child up by the arms because he was worried that (the baby) would get burned by cigarette ash.’

Thursday, February 22, 2018

The Military is NOT an equal opportunity employer

From: Curtis N.
Sent: February 22, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: The Military is NOT an equal opportunity employer

When I joined the military I was taught “the military is here for a few reasons and a couple, probably primary, are to kill people and break things, and the sooner you learn that and their way of doing it, the better off you will be. Congressman Gowdy is retiring – I’m interested in learning his next job. ~Curtis.
Trey Gowdy, South Carolina Congressman, has just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from an equality-focussed CNN reporter about the DoD ban of transgenders joining the US armed forces. He nails it!

“Nobody has a ‘right’ to serve in the Military. Nobody. What makes people think the Military is an equal opportunity employer? Very far from it.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Woman captured drying her underwear on airplane’s air vents

From: Barbara W.
Sent: February 21, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Woman captured drying her underwear on airplane’s air vents

It takes all sorts for the world to go round. This passenger is just one of the seven billion people trying to get by as a member of the human race.

She has been shamed for airing her laundry in public – and we don’t mean that as a metaphor.

She was filmed using the air vent of a plane to dry her knickers.

The unnamed woman was flying on Ural Airlines from Antalya, a resort city in southern Turkey, to Moscow when she was filmed drying her smalls.

Witnesses said she didn’t seem embarrassed in the slightest as she spent 20 minutes holding her underwear up to the vent.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018


From: Mark L.
Sent: February 20, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients

President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico.

President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims “is his largest real estate deal ever” is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to:

1) Pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California,
2) Fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and
3) Pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California.

Monday, February 19, 2018

Neil Gorsuch has only been on the Supreme Court for a short while

From: Andy T.
Sent: February 19, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Neil Gorsuch has only been on the Supreme Court for a short while


Neil Gorsuch has only been on the Supreme Court for a short while. Recently he ignited the fire of liberty and broke 40 years of precedent when he refused to join the SCOTUS “cert pool.”

The cert pool was established in 1973 during the early days of the Burger Court, in order to efficiently review the near 8,000 petitions received each term. In practice, the petitions are apportioned among the Court’s law clerks, who then circulate a memo to the justices recommending a grant or denial.

Friday, February 16, 2018


From: William R.
Sent: February 6, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle.'

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller ..

Thursday, February 15, 2018

This Gas Station Toilet Will Make You Feel Like a King

From: Howard D.
Sent: February 15, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: This Gas Station Toilet Will Make You Feel Like a King

Let’s be honest, finding clean and decent-smelling gas station toilets is hard enough, but one that makes you feel like royalty? Normally, I would say such a place doesn’t exist, but I recently saw these photos of a unique toilet in Quezon, the Philippines.

To be honest, I kind of already knew that gas station toilets in the Philippines can be quite different than what most of us are used, after writing about this Shell Gas Station toilet in Tagbilaran City, Bohol, which featured wood furniture, a bookshelf and even a phone next to the toilet bowl. But I didn’t know the island nation actually had a public toilet fit for a king until seeing some photos of a Petron gas station toilet in Quezon.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Trump will be re-elected according to ‘Time-traveller’

From: Jane W.
Sent: February 14, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Trump will be re-elected according to ‘Time-traveller’

A ‘time-traveller’ claiming to be from the year 2030 claims that Donald Trump will be re-elected and artificial intelligence will take over.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Hilarious Animal Memes

From: Jack H.
Sent: February 13, 2018
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Hilarious Animal Memes

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