Saturday, March 31, 2012

Funeral Expenses

From: Al K.
Sent: March 31, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Funeral Expenses

A WOMAN AND HER EVER-NAGGING HUSBAND WENT ON VACATION IN JERUSALEM .
WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE HUSBAND PASSED AWAY.
THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE WIFE,
"YOU CAN HAVE HIM BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR $150
OR WE CAN HAVE HIM SHIPPED BACK STATESIDE FOR $5,000.
THE WIFE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE UNDERTAKER SHE WOULD HAVE HIM SHIPPED BACK HOME. THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HER, "WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $5,000 TO HAVE HIM SHIPPED HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST $150????"

THE WIFE REPLIED,
"LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE, AND THREE DAYS LATER, HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE!"



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