Wednesday, March 14, 2012

MAN OF THE HOUSE

From: Allen K.
Sent: March 30, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: MAN OF THE HOUSE

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man
of Your House'.

Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen
and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man
of this house, and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear
the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going
to go upstairs with me, and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards,
you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing
music, wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. You will massage my
feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension in me, so that I can sleep
like a baby......Then, tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I
have your behind cremated..."



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