Wednesday, March 28, 2012

No Enemies

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Let's hope this happens  to all of us!   98 and no enemies - human interest story

All  women should live so long as to be this kind of  lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister  asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Eighty percent held up their  hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All  responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.  How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh,  Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell  us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I  outlived the bitches." 



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