Sunday, March 11, 2012

Word Definitions (really good)

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. 
BEAUTY PARLOR: 
A place where women curl up and dye. 
CHICKENS: 

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead

COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

DUST: 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
HANDKERCHIEF: 
Cold Storage. 
INFLATION: 

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 

MOSQUITO: 

An insect that makes you like flies better. 

RAISIN: 
A grape with a sunburn. 
SECRET: 

Something you tell to one person at a time. 

SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. 
TOMORROW: 

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
YAWN: 

An honest opinion openly expressed. And MY Personal Favorite!! 
WRINKLES: 
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.


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