Sunday, April 22, 2012

The 12 Commandments Of Bacon

From: Hank M.
Sent: April 22, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: The 12 Commandments Of Bacon
The 12 Commandments Of Bacon

1. There must always be bacon in the fridge, always

2. There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon

3. There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like bacon, and those who will be used as fodder in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

4. Even pigs like bacon. Fact.

5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.

6. 90% of the world’s problems can be solved by cooking more bacon.

8. If your computer is antiquated and slow, you can feed it bacon through the floppy drive to make it run faster.

9. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.

10. When given a breathalyser, the number they give you is your BAC.

11. Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath, and the Mondath, and the Tuesdath, and the….

12 Bacon gets you laid. Maybe!

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