Monday, April 16, 2012

An airplane was about to crash

From: Tim N.
Sent: April 16, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: An airplane was about to crash

An airplane was about to crash
This is a good one that'll give you a laugh. Enjoy.

I actually haven't seen this one before...

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of
America ." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.


The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the
United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our
country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.' So he grabbed the pack
next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God
the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay Mr. Graham. There's a parachute
left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

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