Tuesday, April 17, 2012

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

From: Jim W.
Sent: April 17, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier
OOPS!

This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime.


New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi .

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. 

Then they took all four engines to take-off power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.


New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

The take-off warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.)

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

 The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totalling it.
   
New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Because........

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

New Airbus 340-600 crashed into a blast barrier

One French Airbus: $200 million dollars
Untrained Arab Flight Crew: $300,000 Yearly Salary
Unread Operating Manual: $300
Aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins.
PRICELESS!!!
"And that's why God gave them camels "!

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