Sunday, May 27, 2012

Michael Phelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time

From: Kim G.
Sent: May 27, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Michael Phelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time
What is up with this guy. First he smokes pot and now he endorses a product he doesn't really like. I wish he would just behave and be the role model he supposed to be. I know this is just a joke from the Onion. Kim.
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Michael Phelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time
In a press release issued Friday, Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps publicly apologized to his fans and Americans everywhere after actually tasting one of the Subway sandwiches he endorses. "I am embarrassed, ashamed, and quite frankly disgusted in myself for encouraging other people to eat that bready, semi-meat-flavored amalgamation Subway attempts to pass off as a meal," the statement read in part, explaining that most commercial shoots only required Phelps to hold sandwiches near his face, and even so, he was under the impression that those were only props. "Actually watching the sandwich being made may have been even worse than eating it. Seeing that sad man peel translucently thin meat-sheets off damp paper and place them on limp marshmallowy bread, then dump on handfuls of gray-green vegetable matter and douse the whole thing in some goop out of a tube, took days off the end of my life. Again, I cannot begin to express how deeply sorry I am." The statement concluded by stating that Phelps will no longer continue on as a spokesman for Subway, adding that he would "rather endorse eugenics than that garbage. Source

1 comment:

  1. Ha Ha, The Onion comes up with some crazy made up news article.

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