Saturday, May 12, 2012

Pet fish down south

From: Greg D.
Sent: May 12, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Pet fish down south

a bucket full of live fish
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden recently in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.

The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?

Naw sir, replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.
Pet fish?

Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish of mine down to the lake and let 'em swim around for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home.


What a line of bull! You're under arrest, you old fart!

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!

WE do, now, do WE? smirked the warden, PROVE it!!

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, well?

Well, WHUT? said the redneck.

The warden asked, When are you going to call them back?

Call who back?

The FISH, replied the warden!

Whut fish? asked the redneck.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as most government employees.

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