Monday, June 18, 2012

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot

From: Sarah G.
Sent: June 18, 2012
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This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and

Get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat and I am a democrat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven.

oh brother!

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