Thursday, February 14, 2013

Stopped by police at 2 am

From: Sam K.
Sent: February 14, 2013
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Stopped by police at 2 am

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, cavorting with wanton women, excessive smoking and staying out late and the effects on the human body."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."


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