Saturday, February 16, 2013

THE NIGHT LIGHT

From: Sam Y.
Sent: February 16, 2013
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: THE NIGHT LIGHT
Oh my God, is this what I have to look forward to?

A man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "Bob, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally
and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Bob replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. "Bonnie," he says,
"Bob is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and
poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof, the light
goes off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus", exclaims Bonnie. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


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