Sunday, April 14, 2013

The Rich Blond's Car

From: Dan H.
Sent: April 14, 2013
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: The Rich Blond's Car

The Rich Blond's Car
OMG ........they really do exist! Dan
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Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any  luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on  earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know!

Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day
and N at night."


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