Monday, June 17, 2013

Welcome to a CHINESE Walmart

From: Jim K.
Sent: June 17, 2013
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Welcome to a CHINESE Walmart
 We thought our Wal-Marts had it all.

 Bulk Rice. 
 Mixed meat for the choosing. 
(I'm sure they all washed their hands first!!!) 
This is all so sanitary, isn't it? 
 Turtles and frogs. Yum, Yum!! 
 You guess! 
(It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I've eaten or going to!!!)
Those are bull penises.
 Wal-mart Brand Spirits 
 Rib Cages. 
(From what?) (or who?) 
So sanitary again! 
 Assorted Dried Reptiles.
(I was actually craving that!!! Honest) 
 Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor. 
 A Large Selection Of Chopsticks. 
 Ducks on a rack 
(They say it tastes just like chicken!!!) 
 Great Value Brand Beef Granules. 
 Pig Faces. 
(I'm drooling all over my shirt!!!) 
Bikini Underwear For Men. 
 Diet Water. (HMMM.) 
 Meat Water.. 
(Notice the flavors on the bottles) 
 Specialty Pickles. 
(Just like "Cracker Jacks"--a prize in every jar!) 

100% Powdered Horse Milk 
(Genghis Khan Special) 

Gosh .... and North American Wal-Mart's only
have crazily dressed people ! ! ! !

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