Wednesday, April 5, 2017

We don't need rest homes when we have Medicare Part G

From: Magi D.
Sent: April 5, 2017
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: We don't need rest homes when we have Medicare Part G
Medicare Part G
A plan for all of us!

MEDICARE PART G

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home Care available for you, or you simply can’t afford it.

So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 70 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? Need a wheelchair or canes or crutches? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week.

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