If My Body Was a Car

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 I feel like this some days !   LOL

If My Body Was a Car!

This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!!

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about  

 trading  it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and  

 scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to  

see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide  

 and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate  

 burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it,

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!