Monday, May 7, 2012

Occupy Golf Movement

From: Bill E.
Sent: May 7, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Occupy Golf Movement

Occupy Golf Movement

I am a member of golf's lower 99%.
I am an indifferent golfer; there is no way I could ever make it to the professional level.
I will never put in the practice time to be the best.
I will never have the shots, skills, or mental toughness to make it in the sport.
I just never felt like working all that hard at it.

However, I am a part of the golfing community, and as such, feel I should be paid by the top 1%
of golfers for what I do. It isn't fair that those players who have worked harder, have studied the
game more carefully, have better equipment, are more skilled and dedicated should make all
that BIG money.

Where's my share? I am a Victim!

The top 1% should pay for my club memberships and greens fees and lessons, buy me new
clubs, balls, golf clothes and shoes, and pay me some of their winnings. They can afford it.
Occupy Golf MovementThey are The Rich.

The whole system should be changed to accommodate people like me. I think we should get
together and "occupy" a golf course; demand that those who are better at what they do, pay for
us who generally suck. Whining should get us something - maybe we'll make the cover of Time
Magazine and garnish some public sympathy. Hell, during this election year, we may even get
a law or two passed by legislators who want our votes.

The "Occupy Golf " Movement

P.S. - Don't mention this to tennis players! We thought of it first!!!
(We are planning to occupy the front of the gate at the Masters and PGA Championship this year.
Remember, it's for us, the 99%. Bring your signs).

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