Saturday, June 2, 2012

Proper burial for a man who threatened revenge from the afterlife

From: Pat W.
Sent: June 2, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Proper burial for a man who threatened revenge from the afterlife

Proper burial for a man who threatened revenge from the afterlife
A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Everybody in the neighborhood who heard this threat feared and avoided him for his temper - a fact he enjoyed right up to the day he dropped dead of a heart attack in the middle of one of his tirades.

After his funeral and burial, his widow threw a huge party for the neighborhood to celebrate their shared freedom. The neighbors, however, were concerned for her safety and asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife smiled and said, "Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down.  And I know he won't ask for directions."

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