Saturday, March 16, 2013

Old timer's hospital stay

From: Bob G.
Sent: March 16, 2013
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Old timer's hospital stay

I am a sick old man!

I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me
like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

'And how are we doing this morning?'
or 'Are we ready for a bath?', or 'Are we hungry?'

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine
bottle and looked at it. My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped
off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it
through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted...I just smiled.


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