From: Sam B.
Sent: April 6, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Easter Humor
Easter Bunny Jokes
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
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