Thursday, December 20, 2012

Possibly a New Sub-Species

From: William H.
Sent: December 20, 2012
To: undisclosed recipients
Subject: Fw: Possibly a New Sub-Species
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

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